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Monday, 24 September 2012

#YOLO: You’re Doing it Wrong

By Kelly Cameron, Gr 11

#YOLO: You’re Doing it Wrong


Teenagers, these days, are a strange group indeed. I may be one of them, but that doesn’t keep me from observing the social enigma of “popularity”. It’s a fickle thing, and only those with an ounce of self-respect can stay away, it appears. I speak only of those who make bad choices to get in with the cool kids. Please realize: smoking, drugs, and alcohol are not the cool thing to do anymore. Maybe when our parents were kids, it made sense. But now, youth is warned on a regular and forceful basis that these substances are bad for us. Even with these warnings looming, there are teenagers who still go ahead and drink heavily, smoke weed and cigs, and even snort various chemical substances. This has to be the stupidest thing that anyone could do these days, because there is no longer any question about it: abusing those substances, especially during the teenage years, is bad for you. Adults are not trying to ruin your fun, and they are not trying to destroy your swag. Trust me, honey, you aren’t going to look all that cool passed out on the bathroom floor, face-planting in your own vomit. So what causes this attitude? I believe it’s the media. Kids, they’re lying to you. Getting wasted isn’t fun, it will not get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, and there will be no “#YOLO” printed above your head in bold white letters. You are not an internet meme. Those exist solely on the internet. You, however, live in the real world, with a real reputation. Lasso up your ego and keep it at bay, kiddies. You are not an exception to the works of Mother Nature: smoke cigarettes, and you will get lung cancer. Drink thirty-seven beers in one go, and you will get alcohol poisoning. Inject, and you’re pretty much dead. It’s like playing with a power tool: it’s not fun, and it doesn’t know how to play. It’s a power tool, and you can kill a person with it. It is not a super-special-awesome toy. You are an idiot. Have a nice day.

But is there deeper meaning to all this? Are these kids only getting high to escape their mundane, depressed lives? Are they trying to feel something similar to real enjoyment? In all honesty, a wasted night is only worth half a sober thrill. Wouldn’t you rather remember your good time the next morning? I know I would. And if you can’t have a good time sober because your life is that miserable, remember this: your body is a temple, and you only get one. Protect it and take care of it, because even if you don’t feel welcome at home, your family doesn’t want to see you as a rotting corpse. They would much rather the police bring you home alive than dead, no matter what you may believe. The media is getting under your skin: don’t let it. It’s screwing with your conscience, so fight it. This is your life, and you should enjoy it. Stay happy, stay healthy, and for the love of all that’s holy, don’t be stupid! This level of stupidity is equal to suicide, and the Grim Reaper is always awaiting your demise. Look sharp, kiddies! Spread the word, find the edge, and keep it clean! Your future will thank you.

Love Struck Asunder


Colleen Worger, Gr. 11
“Laura. I’m going to get the newspaper from the driveway.” Phil said as he exited the front door and walked down the steps. He paced to the end of the driveway, picked up the New Zealand Herald and looked at the front page. Just another story about wasted tax dollars. Phil folded the newspaper in half and walked back up the steps and went inside, closing the door behind him. He walked towards the kitchen passing the dining room table, where he placed the paper next to his plate.
Phil entered the kitchen and walked over to Laura, “What’s for lunch?” he asked as he wrapped his arms around her waist.
Laura turned to face him and said, “Pasta salad, crackers and cheese, and some iced tea. Is that okay?”
          “Yes, it sounds perfect.” Phil said, leaning in to give Laura a kiss.
           “Could you help me bring some of this to the table?” Laura asked as she handed Phil the bowl of pasta salad and plate of crackers. Laura picked up the cutlery and glasses of iced tea and walked to the dining room. After seating themselves and serving the food, Laura and Phil began to eat.
          “I’ve been thinking...” Laura started. “Maybe we could have the wedding after summer. Maybe late February or early March...”
          “That sounds like a great idea.” Phil agreed. “Now I guess we just have to choose a day.”
          Laura smiled, “True, but we still have half a year to decide that.”
          “Good point. What do you think about chocolate cake?”
          “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.” Laura joked.
          A small ringing sound started traveling from the kitchen out into the dining room.
          “What’s that noise?” Laura asked.
          “I don’t know.” Phil replied, frowning slightly. “But it’s getting louder.”
The ringing got louder, becoming more recognizable as glasses started clinking against each other. A moment later the dining room table started shaking with the rest of the house.       
          “What’s happening?” Laura asked frantically. “Why are the walls cracking?
          “I think it’s an earthquake.” Phil said as he stood up. “We need to leave, the gas line could blow up!” Phil grabbed Laura’s hand and started heading for the front door, avoiding falling books and photographs on the way. Small pieces of the ceiling and walls started to break away and fall to the floor. As Phil went out the door, the shaking increased, separating the house from the front steps, lifting up and down. The house moved down with a loud thud Laura lost her balance and fell with it.
          She started to stand up, but more shaking sent her back to the ground. Phil turned around to help her up, but falling pieces of wood sent him stumbling down the steps. Another wave of violent shaking, which lasted for a couple of minutes, sent a power line crashing onto a tree in their neighbour’s yard, setting it ablaze. As the shaking continued Phil took in his surroundings.
          The ground across the street started moving up and down giving the illusion of it moving in waves, sending trees and cars rocking back and forth. Many of his neighbours were running from their houses trying to escape the disaster, several cars had crashed into each other sending smoke into the air along with the smell of gasoline from a broken gas line. Somewhere down the street a scream rang out as the chaos continued. Almost all of the houses that surrounded Phil had fallen to the ground; once beautiful buildings turned into piles of rubble in minutes. The shaking continued, sending more and more pieces of loose wood and brick to the ground. Phil spun around to look at his house. Slowly the back half of it began to fall to the ground.
          After the shaking subsided Phil looked at what remained of his house and wondered how something as simple as released energy and shifting plates could cause so much damage. As he continued to look at the house he saw Laura trying to pull herself out from under fallen pieces of wood. He ran up the steps frantically calling out to her.
          “Laura!” He cried out. “Are you okay?” After repeating the question several times Laura moaned and turned herself at the waist to look up at Phil. “Oh thank God you’re okay!” A weak smile spread across Phil’s face, which was slowly replaced by fear.
          “My leg.” Laura said weakly. “It hurts so much,” Tears started rolling down her face.
          “I’m going to see if I can get you out of there.” Phil said as he stood up and started to move the debris away, one piece at a time. After fifteen minutes had passed, Phil was able to see most of Laura’s legs. They had both been cut up and bruised equally, but her right leg appeared to be bent at an awkward angle.
          “I’m going to pull you out of here.” Phil slowly, and carefully, pulled Laura out of the rubble and onto the front porch. “Do you think you can roll over onto your back?”
          “Yes.” she replied, regaining some of her strength. With Phil’s help Laura managed to roll onto her back. Phil carefully checked her over for any bad puncture wounds or breaks from the falling debris. He didn’t find anything obvious, but he figured that she probably had a broken rib, or two. As he studied Laura’s leg some pieces of wood at the top on the pile started to move behind them.
          “Phil.” Laura said weakly.
          Phil turned to look at her. She pointed at the pile of rubble behind them. As Phil turned to see what she was pointing at, a large wooden beam fell from the pile of rubble. The wooden beam fell and hit Phil on the head, and he was only able to stay conscious long enough to see a piece of the wooden beam lodge itself into Laura’s abdomen. Laura reached out for Phil’s hand, but he had already fallen to the ground.

~•~

Four days later
Beep beep beep
The continuous beep from some kind of machine ran out through an almost empty white room. The sound of two people talking behind a partially closed door slowly became more prominent.
          “Yes, it went very well.”
“I’m still shocked that the surgery worked.”
“I am too, but if the patient recovers soon enough, we may be able to put them into rehab within a week. Could you go get the next meal?”
“Yes, sir.”
Beep beep beep
A man in a long white coat entered the room closing the door behind him. He turned his attention to a clipboard next to the door, taking it off the wall. He wrote something on it and then walked to the right side of the bed. “Good afternoon. I’m glad to see that you are awake. The nurse has just gone to get your lunch and will be back in a minute. Your surgery went very well and we should be able to get you into rehab very shortly.”
“Wh-where am I?” The words were almost unrecognizable.
“You are in Auckland City Hospital.” The man in the white coat replied.
“What happened?”
“You were in Christchurch when the earthquake hit. Most buildings were destroyed. Someone found you with a pretty bad injury. You were brought up here to go into surgery. That was about four days ago.”
A nurse wearing a blue shirt and pair of pants walked into the room holding a tray of food. “Doctor Anderson, I have Miss Scott’s lunch.” The nurse handed the tray to the doctor and left the room.
The doctor set the tray onto a table that was right next to the bed. “Your right leg was broken in two places and the cast should come off in about two months. You also have two broken ribs, but nothing serious, and you’ve had surgery to remove a large piece of wood from your abdomen. You have healed from that very nicely, and I’m very pleased with the progress you’ve made.”
“Phil?” Laura said quietly.
 “Now Laura, I don’t know how else to tell you this, but your fiancé, Phil Moore, he didn’t make it.” The doctor said with a look of sadness on his face.
Laura carefully sat up in the hospital bed in complete shock. It took her a minute to realize what had just been said. “What do you mean ‘he didn’t make it’?” She questioned, still not quite being able to comprehend the doctor’s words.
“I’m sorry Miss Scott, when he arrived here there was nothing we could do to save him. Whatever it was that hit him on the head caused him to suffer from blunt force trauma, and did a great deal of irreversible damage. He passed away within an hour of his arrival. I truly am very sorry.” Doctor Anderson turned around and walked out of the room, closing the door behind him.
The End


Nerd Culture-World of Warcraft


Nerd Culture-World of Warcraft
By Brenna Roberts, Grade 11

            I’m not really sure what the best topic would be for the first actual article, so I’m just going to write about the one that’s sort of the most relevant right now, seeing as Mists of Pandaria comes out TOMORROW! Now just to set the record straight here, I’m not a new player. I started playing a few years before Burning Crusade came out, after my uncle taught my sister and me to play. I’d have to say that it’s probably my favourite game, just because I can play with my friends, and personally I’m a fan of RPG. For those of you who have no idea what I’m on about, here’s a brief explanation of what World of Warcraft is.

First you have to pick a side, Alliance or Horde, which effects which races you play as. You can have characters from either side, but most people get fanatical about it (me) and refuse to play as the other side.

Alliance is usually seen as the good guys, in their pretty little castles with blue and gold lion banners. Very original. Their races include Humans (boring), Gnomes (annoying), Dwarves (bigger Gnomes with beards and guns), Night Elves (purple elves that live in a giant tree), Draenei (weird blue alien satyrs with tentacle beards), and Worgen (werewolves that should be Horde).

Horde is always portrayed as ‘the bad guys’, but gameplay-wise their stories are actually really original, creative, and infinitely more fun to play. Races include Orcs (main Horde race), Tauren (cow people), Undead (the saddest plotline (not lame sad, crying sad)), Trolls (sort of hate the Orcs but hate Alliance more), Blood Elves (the pretty ones), and Goblins (evil green Gnomes). <<Editor's Note: Can you guess which faction our author plays for?>>

After choosing your race, the next step is class. Now be warned, some races can’t play as certain classes. That’s just how it works. Each class has different points that make them unique, but all of them will fit into one of three categories, Tanking, Healing, and Damage.
Tanking characters have lots of health and lots of armour, but don’t hit as hard. Their job in a dungeon (an area where it’s impossible to kill by yourself so you go in a group of 5 people (a tank, a healer, and 3 damage)) is to make sure everything is attacking them. The tanking classes are Warriors, who are generally thought of as the best tanking class, Paladins -which are my favourites to play because they actually fit into all 3 categories- sometimes Druids, if you play them correctly and in bear form (they can shapeshift), and apparently the Monk, which will come out tomorrow in Mists of Pandaria.

Healer classes are Priests, which like warriors are generally thought of as the preferable class for their category, Shamans, which are sort of spellcasters that also fight melee, Paladins, which use holy power and stuff, Druids, who can cast spells when they’re in their humanoid form, and again, apparently Monks tomorrow.

Everything can play as a damage class, but some of them fit only into this category so here goes. Damage-only classes are Rogues, which are sneaky and everyone hates playing against them, Hunters, which have pets that can attack things for them and are primarily focused on ranged attacks with bows/guns, Warlocks, which like hunters have pets, but these are demons that they summon, and Mages, which are spellcasters that cause damage with either frost, fire, or arcane magic.

Now for those of you who do play, don’t worry, I didn’t forget a class. They’re coming. I left one out, because it’s a special case. It’s the first, and so far only, heroic class that Blizzard has put into the game. The Death Knight. It’s playable as a Tank or Damage, and out of all the classes I found it to have the best plot line they’ve done, simply because they haven’t had anything that’s even vaguely comparable. The only fly in the ointment though, is that you can only play one once you’ve gotten another character on your account to level 55, minimum. So it takes a fair amount of effort to do before you even start playing one.

So now you know how to get started. After you’ve chosen your race and class, you can customize facial features, hair, skin colour, etc, and then you’re ready to go! You run around in the world, doing quests for people, and in return you get better gear, which will get better and better as you level up, and experience. Play dungeons or PvP with your friends, explore the regions and cities, try out different class/race combinations and find your preferred set. Have fun!

UPDATES!
            •           1 day until Mists of Pandaria!
            •           3 days until The Casual Vacancy, by J.K. Rowling,
            •           13 days until Pokémon Black/White 2,
            •           81 days until The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,
            •           410 days until Thor: The Dark World,
            •           445 day until the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,
            •           557 days until Captain America: The Winter Soldier (The Starks would love this guy...),
            •           662 days until The Hobbit: There and Back Again,
            •           949 days until the Avengers 2,
            •           And at least 12 years until the next season of Sherlock. Because Moffat likes to put us through pain and agony on a daily basis. But we love him anyway.

Quote of the day! “What colour?”
~Rory Williams Pond

Nerd Music! This week’s suggestion is ANY POKÉMON THEME YOU CAN FIND.

Monday, 17 September 2012

Nerd Culture 101


Nerd Culture 101
By Brenna Roberts, Grade 11

        Welcome, all of you, to Nerd Culture 101. This will be a weekly article, and if planned correctly, will be published on the same day every week.
      To start off, let me tell you what you can expect from my articles. Each week, I will be covering a different fandom, with info on: what you can expect from fans, how to become a fan, my own opinions/reviews, and fun facts. If I’m not a part of the fandom, I am very sorry, but I don’t feel I could write an article on it and do it justice (I wouldn’t want to offend any of you!). Maybe I will have guest writers for those ones...
      Things you can expect me to get into include movies, TV shows, video games, comics, books, scientific stuff, etc, etc. You get the picture. Also, at the end of each article, there will a number of countdowns for release dates of awesome things. Like the Hobbit. And maybe nerd music (timelord rock :P). And maybe a quote, because why not?
So now that you know what to expect, I would like to share with all of you what a nerd really is. Here is the definition from the urban dictionary:
      “Someone who enjoys learning and obtaining new information in general for its own sake, often without discrimination to different areas of knowledge. The key to recognizing a nerd is if they are completely indifferent to the application of what they learn; they are not inherently inclined to use or not to use the information. Someone who is a nerd could also be a geek, who is passionate about highly specific interests, or a dork, who is a social outcast, but they do not have to be.”
      So, contrary to popular belief, ‘nerd’ isn’t a derogatory term. We acknowledge that we’re fanatical, insane, and smart. But we’re a family. Nerds can bond and become solid friends in under a minute over one thing in common; a fandom. What other clique can boast that?
John Green (author of the Fault in Our Stars) has a famous quote, that I think sums up nerds perfectly:
            “Nerds, like us, are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can’t-control-yourself-LOVE IT. When people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is “you like stuff.” Which is not a good insult at all. Like you’re too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.”
So don’t knock being a nerd. We’re smart, and we’re not afraid to show it. We are passionate, and enthusiastic, and we look after our own- we’re a family. And if you make fun of us for having a hard time believing that our fandoms are fictional, we may be forced to resort to violence. Just kidding! Probably...


UPDATES!
· 8 days until Mists of Pandaria
· 10 days until The Casual Vacancy, by J.K. Rowling,
· 20 days until Pokémon Black/White 2,
· 88 days until The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,
· 417 days until Thor: The Dark World,
· 452 day until the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,
· 564 days until Captain America: The Winter Soldier (The Starks would love this guy...),
· 669 days until The Hobbit: There and Back Again,
· 956 days until the Avengers 2,
· And at least 12 years until the next season of Sherlock. Because Moffat likes to put us through pain and agony on a daily basis. But we love him anyway.

Quote of the day! “This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!!”
~Thor

Nerd Music! This week’s suggestion is Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls. If you have to ask what fandom that is you shouldn’t be listening to it.